Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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