guys are not supposed to queef...right?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
