I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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