we have officially lost it.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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