Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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