"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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