Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
