Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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