No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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