you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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