Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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