Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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