i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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