idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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