so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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