how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
