He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
me + whiskey = a bad person
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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