someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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