Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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