The maid of honor just puked.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
