Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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