Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Boobs speak an international language.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
