Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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