low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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