The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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