my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.