do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?