Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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