Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
