Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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