wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
found the other keg... it's in the tree
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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