i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Green mimosas i think yes
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
A+ Viking dick
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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