The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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