So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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