and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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