I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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