ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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