I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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