I think scott just propositioned me for sex
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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