The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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