It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
