She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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