I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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