Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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