It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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