it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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