did you get engaged???
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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