Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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