She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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