Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The best revenge is premature balding
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Come on in and take your pants off
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