Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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