I'm so fucking centered right now
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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