8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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