This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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