It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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