What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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