Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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