4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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