My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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